Right, then. I don’t post here very often, because I don’t have a lot to say. That’s what blogging is about though, really. Millions of people spewing rubbish into the ethernet (see what I did there?) and clogging up Google with their blithering.<\/p>\n
So, I decided this morning to try a bit of a kind of free association-type experiment. I don’t really know how to go about this, though. I don’t tend to say much unless I have something to say…<\/p>\n
Oh, bummer. I’ve just found out that what I was thinking of isn’t called free association. Free association is more like this:
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And frankly, I can’t be bothered.<\/p>\n
So I went to school, I ate a Tadpole. While I was doing this, the headmaster came up to me and said “what on earth are you doing, my boy?”<\/p>\n
“Eating a tadpole”, I said. “Why on earth would you want to chow down on an antipodean rock band?”, he said. “Oh bite me” I said and he immediately turned into a gazelle and went bounding off as if all the cheetahs of hell were after him.<\/p>\n
“That was odd”, I thought and went about my business.<\/p>\n
There you are. Some more blithering for the Great Omnipotence Of Greater Lesser Ether.<\/p>\n
Arrividerci or summat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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